Daring SMS

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave.

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Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

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You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!

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I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned my cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer...

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When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.

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Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

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The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.


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I am born this way, but what is your excuse?


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Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..


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Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

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If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!


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Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!

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A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power.

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I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

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I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...

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I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !